I thank thee for thy outstanding outstand-ments

Considering the lack of an overreacting overreaction to my overreaction enacted a while back, I'd like to personally bid thee thank you. This congratulary statement is directed at every single one of the fine men who make up our female soccer team. Thank you. for losing, albeit (sadly) by a large margin. Thank you, for placing bets against me. ('specially Vince), And thank you, 'specially , for losing your bets. And before everyone turn their heads in disapproving narcissism , I'd like to say, that the act of even considering placing bets against me, would be the intellectual equivalent of an African witch doctor consigning bad weather to the unsatisfied appetites of an idol. Thou shalt hath to reconsider how great thou art.

Thank thou.